Parrot

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more
rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put
him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
for over a minute.

Fearing that hed hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Johns outstretched arms
and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. Im sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the birds attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change
in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the
turkey did?"

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